Adverts really are a load of auld wank. Cillit bang just hasn't been the same since Barry Scott stopped shouting! Why, just why do elephants now climb trees, and why do charlie's angels apply their mascara to the tune of "Magnum PI"?
This, it must be said is fucked up. Not good. Can people really be so easily led so as to believe that Slimfast can get some bird into a pink bridesmaid dress in a month? Fuck off you bint!
And why does the woman have her 80yr old mother visit daily to use her "circulation booster? Tell you what you selfish bitch, bring the fucking thing to her house, and while your there, make her a fucking cuppa you lazy shite, she wiped your arse!
Wankers! If they'd any sense they'd follow the Bill Hicks concept of advertising. Camera moves to a beautiful girl. Pans down to her breasts. Pans further to her groin at which it emblasions ....... "Drink Coke"
Fackinell I fancy a coke!
This, it must be said is fucked up. Not good. Can people really be so easily led so as to believe that Slimfast can get some bird into a pink bridesmaid dress in a month? Fuck off you bint!
And why does the woman have her 80yr old mother visit daily to use her "circulation booster? Tell you what you selfish bitch, bring the fucking thing to her house, and while your there, make her a fucking cuppa you lazy shite, she wiped your arse!
Wankers! If they'd any sense they'd follow the Bill Hicks concept of advertising. Camera moves to a beautiful girl. Pans down to her breasts. Pans further to her groin at which it emblasions ....... "Drink Coke"
Fackinell I fancy a coke!
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